So I was hunting in the DSW shoe jungle with the girls the other day when I spotted my prey…the most perfect pair of tall, tobacco colored, distressed leather, Frye boots! My sister was with me and I have this weird thing about us NOT having the same boots….so I had to reach them first. I decided to act fast. I bolted down the aisle to claim them as mine, found my size (we wear the same size) and held them up victoriously. I quickly pulled off my shoes, cuffed my jeans, slid my foot down into those fabulously Frye boots, and squealed with delight, “They fit! Perfectly!” Only one problem…my jeans were stuck around the widest part of my calf! And boy was it uncomfortable! Ugh. I tried shoving my hand down into them, but the boots were too narrow! I broke out in a sweat. The jeans were stuck! But then, I remembered my stirrups, and a feeling of calm swept over me as I begged my smirking sister to hold the heel and help me pull off my boots (our next invention will be a boot remover). It’s a good thing I have my STIRUPPZ at home to keep my jeans from bunching and help me slide them comfortably down into my bad-ass new boots! Yay!